Picture This
Scene: Me laying on the couch, watching hockey, my mom walking in the door.
Mom walks in through the hall.
MOM: How’s my favorite turtle?
Me: Turn my head and give a funny look.
MOM: RICKY! RICKY!! He’s watching hockey!! Look Bethany, he’s watching hockey.
Me: *Get up and look at the turtle*
Sure enough he’s at the edge of his tank, watching the game.
Me: He’s definitely my turtle.

